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Spooky Vibes: Don’t Feed the Sleepless
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What happens when creativity comes with rules… and the rules start enforcing themselves?
In this Spooky Vibes episode, Jake and Delaney dive into A Story for the Sleepless — a slow-burn psychological horror about a writer desperate to be seen, a viral horror website with impossible standards, and the thing that makes sure those standards are followed.
As rejections pile up and the pressure to conform grows, the line between ambition and obsession starts to blur. A shadowy presence. A haunting melody. And a chilling question:
How much of yourself are you willing to give up just to be validated?
This one isn’t about jump scares — it’s about creative burnout, online approval, and the monsters we feed when we stop trusting our own voice.
🕯️ Listener warning: unsettling themes, psychological horror, and ideas that might linger longer than you expect.
Stay spooky… and whatever you do — don’t feed the Sleepless.
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Spooky Friday Setup
Delaney and JakeHey everybody, it's Jake and Delaney. And we're back with this spooky one. Spooky story Friday.
JakeHey, here you go. Hopefully you're strapped in. Get your spooky vibes on. We got one coming at you. Here we go.
Introducing A Story For The Sleepless
DelaneyAlright, so this story is called A Story for the Sleepless. It's a good thing we're recording this when it's daylight. Another one. Good call. You might not be able to sleep.
JakeOh yeah, no. My little monsters inc nightlight.
DelaneyAlright, here we go.
Ian’s Dream To Write
DelaneySo before I get into explaining this post, I just need to get this out there. If there's a website that's forcing you to deal with horrible moderation and extremely constricting rules, please avoid that website like it's the plague. Not only does it stifle your creativity and prevent some of the more imaginative stories from reaching the masses, but in rare cases it may prove deadly. I don't know how much time I have. There's faint music coming from somewhere down the hall. So hopefully I can get my message out there. I'm already a little confused.
JakeOkay, I was like, alright, so we okay, okay. But here we go.
Delaney and JakeI guess I need to explain a little bit about myself. Yes, please. Okay, here we go.
JakeAll right, all right.
DelaneyTo get things rolling here. My name is Ian, and for the longest time I wanted to be a writer.
JakeHi, Ian.
DelaneyProps to you. That's cool, man.
JakeYeah, right. Okay.
DelaneyThe moment I learned how to read, I was excited to share stories with others. Then, as I got older, I focused on my own writing. I love the feeling of telling a story to another person. Every campfire, every party, every writing assignment in school
Discovering The Sleepless Website
Delaneyled to another opportunity to share what was going on in my imagination. So when I started college for my English major, I was captivated by the new internet sensation that went viral overnight. Sleepless.
JakeWhat?
DelaneyOkay.
JakeVery ominous. Yeah.
DelaneyI learned about it late one night when I was bothered by the glow of my roommate's laptop.
Delaney and JakeHow annoying. Ah, Jeffrey.
DelaneyCramming for some exam tomorrow, I yawned, squinting from the onslaught of blue light emanating from the device. Trent screamed, then clasped his hand over his mouth. Christ! Phew! Sorry, dude. What? You scared the hell out of me. Bro! These stories have me on edge. I was going to only read one, but then I found one that was a three-parter. And the first part ended on a cliffhanger. I stopped him and babbled. Wait, stories? What kind of stories? I sat up quickly, eagerly. Damn, that would be me.
JakeYeah, yeah.
DelaneyI'd be like, I want to know. Horror stories. But like really good ones. I haven't been shaking like this in a long time. I rolled my eyes. Trent's a good guy, but I think a Halloween decoration could get him to sleep with the light on. Cool. Well, don't stay up too late, alright? I yawned, falling back to sleep. That morning I found Trent sitting at his desk, eyes still fixated
First Submission And Harsh Rules
Delaneyon the screen. My dude didn't go to bed.
JakeWhat in the world? Yeah.
DelaneyIt was like he went down a rabbit hole, I feel.
JakeYeah. It's like he was sleepless. Ooh.
DelaneyHe hadn't moved an inch all night. Dude. You alright? I got out of bed and tapped him on his shoulder. He slowly turned his head to me. His pale face contrasted with the dark bags under his eyes. Is it Is it morning yet? He croaked. I looked over to the open window, clearly showing it was morning before turning back to him. Yeah, dude, it's morning. He nodded and swallowed hard, as if he had as if he had to physically digest that information. Shakily he stood up from the chair. Good. Good. He just stood there for a moment, as if he was unsure of what to do next. I I just couldn't sleep. So I kept reading. He shuffled his way over to the bathroom, and my curiosity compelled me to look at his computer. Oh no. Then he's never gonna go to class. It was a simple website, a deep blue background with simple text at the top of the page. Sleepless. Above that was a logo, a black circle with two pure white eyes and a crooked smile, reminiscent of a jack-o'-lantern grin. The rest of the page were titles to different stories that you could click through. I noticed a pattern. The shadow creature had been chasing me. My encounter with the masked psycho. There's a mimic in my attic.
Delaney and JakeOoh, you don't mess with mimics. Dude, no. Those are not cool.
DelaneyIf the titles were any indication, it seemed all of the stories were written as if they were posts of someone dealing with
Nightmares And The Rulebook Cage
Delaneya real supernatural horror. I was about to click on one just to skim through when my alarm on my phone went off, telling me I needed to start heading over to class.
JakeOh, you said you he was gonna miss class. Nice.
DelaneyGlad he had an alarm on his phone.
JakeLook at that.
DelaneySmart boy. Judging by the chatter around campus, it seemed that it wasn't just Trent who was enamored by the stories. Pockets of people excitedly shared the tales of the macabre that they read the night before. While waiting for class to start, I listened in on two people in the row in front of me. Did you read the one about the girls you know what? What are you, twelve? But yes, I did. Those boyfriends deserved it. Oh, for sure. What was the one that you were telling me about with the avalanche of leaves? Is it good? Over a million views. You need to check it out. I was floored. Someone got over a million views on a story they wrote. I quickly realized that this website was my opportunity to get some of my own work out there. Stories that I've been just mulling over for some time. The rest of my courses couldn't go fast enough that day.
Speaker 3Uh-oh.
Speaker 1I don't know how this is gonna go.
Speaker 4Right.
Speaker 1I practically sprinted my way back to my dorm back to the dorm, nearly colliding into people along the way. Throwing myself down at the entranceway, I hurried onto my computer and opened up sleepless. Greeted by the little mascot smile, I made an account and clicked on the button that said story submissions. I was greeted with a blank text box and eagerly I began typing away at my story. The first story I wanted to write was about a post-apocalyptic world about an AI takeover. Here's AI.
Speaker 3Yeah, right.
Speaker 1Where the remaining citizens were forced to fight in gladi gladiatorial arenas for simple jobs. I put on my favorite beats to write to, and for hours I poured my heart into my work. Each line was mold over, each edit made with precision, every illusion and piece of figurative language woven together into a singular
Second Rejection And The Threat
Speaker 1thread. My eyes felt entirely dry as I taped typed out the final line. I had felt like it I had felt like I had put every ounce of my being into the story and couldn't be prouder of what I had achieved. With a simple flourish, I clicked the submission button and was brought to a processing submission screen. I bounced in my seat with glee, already getting lost in the idea of my work finally being seen by such a massive audience. The start of something fantastic. I was startled by the ping from the website, which clearly gave a negative tone. The little sleepless mascot shook its head from side to side and a message appeared. Thank you for submitting to Sleepless. Unfortunately, your story does not meet the requirements of our website and has been removed. If you wish to be connected to one of our agents to determine cause of removal, please click the button below and you will be assigned to the next available agent near you. Near you? I felt the message was a little strange, but I was too determined to know why my story was kicked from the website to worry about the details. I clicked the button assign agent and waited. After a brief moment, a text box flickered on the screen and a message appeared. Good evening, Ian. I'm your assigned agent. I'm here to review your story and explain why it was rejected from our site. Only respond when asked a question, and multiple responses will ensure unpleasant future interactions. Understood?
SpeakerWhat the that sounds a little rude.
Speaker 4Right? Thanks, customer service.
Speaker 1I rubbed my eyes, unable to process just how rude this agent was.
SpeakerRight.
Speaker 1I felt I had to play nice. Though I felt I had to play nice though, as this is my big shot of getting my work out there. So I typed a simple understood and waited for my response. I didn't sit there long as more text began to fill a screen.
Music Box Entity Appears
Speaker 1Excellent. Taking a look at your work, your story is set in the future. This is a violation of rule six regarding time frame. If you have not reviewed our rules, I highly suggest you do so now. The current story you submitted will never be allowed onto our website, no matter what revisions are made. If you attempt to resubmit the story, you will not like what follows next. You are, however, allowed to submit another story. With that, the window closed on its own. I was left staring at the front page of Sleepless with my mind whirling.
Speaker 4Wow, I mean they do have a set, like you gotta look at the rules before you Yeah, it's gonna blast it on the site. But man, yeah, that's very abrupt.
Speaker 1Yeah. It's like, okay. That's on me. I should have checked the rules. I was frustrated in the moment, blaming myself for wasting all that time. Determined to do better, I clicked the button labeled rules for story entries, and was immediately hit with an enormous wall of text. My already tired eyes were drowning in line after line of what I could and couldn't submit. Defeated, I shut my computer down, I tackled the task of reading through the rules list the next day. Heading to sleep, I noticed Trent back on his laptop as he sat cross legged on his bed. I couldn't see the screen itself, but the blue light painting his face told me enough. Hey man, more reading? Trent nodded slowly. Just a few more stories before bed, he lied. I simply shrugged and did my best to fall asleep, brainstorming what my next story would be. The vivid dreams began that night. They weren't always identical, but they followed a similar pattern. Often they started with me at my desk furiously typing out a story into sleepless. I'd be on a roll, and so I typed faster and faster, my fingers could barely keep up with the speed that I was pouring out of my soul. Then the skin at my fingertips would start to thin and bruise, and no matter how much I wanted to, I couldn't stop writing. The wetness on my fingertips would alert me that I had broken skin. And still I'd type, unable to peel my eyes from the screen. What the f Even the sickening clack of bone
Bruises, Obsession, And Doubt
Speaker 1on plastic wouldn't slow me down.
Speaker 2Yep, no heck Dude, that's like next little keyboard warrior. Like that's what?
Speaker 1It is a nightmare.
Speaker 2That's insane.
Speaker 1Finally, I'd feel some sort of presence directly behind me. I could barely make out their shape and the reflection of the monitor. They were tall, tall enough that I couldn't see their head. The soft chimes of a music box would drift through the air, followed by the feeling of their hands around the sides of my head. A quick twist, a loud crunch, and I'd awake in a cold sweat. My dude just got his neck broke.
Speaker 4Yeah.
Speaker 1Night night. I can only imagine how that feels to wake up as soon as like your neck, quote unquote, snapped in the brain. That would be a weird feeling to wake up to. Yeah. The morning after my first rejection, so that means there's gonna be more.
Speaker 3Got it.
Speaker 1That's how I took that. I had decided to tackle the rules again. The more I read, the more I was disgusted. No stories beyond modern day, no stories where the main character dies. Only first person, only on earth. Each rule I f I read, I felt wow. Each rule I read felt like adding another iron bar to the cage that was holding back my creativity. I took a moment to swallow my pride. At the time I thought sleepless was still my best shot at making a name
The Compromised Accepted Story
Speaker 1for myself. I just had to play by their rules, get a few stories accepted, and from there I could write whatever I want. I don't think that's how that works, but I guess we'll find out.
Speaker 4Like the positivity.
unknownRight?
Speaker 1When I wasn't attending classes, every moment was spent on planning, writing, and editing my next story. This time I focused on a slow burn. My plan was to reveal a creature at the end of the story, one who's been there the whole time. I carefully laid hints all throughout the story, hoping to lure the reader in along for the ride. I was eager to make sure my second story was perfect for sleepless. The day I went to submit it, I remember reading my f my story over line by line, meticulously scanning for any spelling errors, wanting to make sure my story was perfect this time. When my eyes finally started to get sore, I finally hit the submit button and breathed a sigh of relief. It's only a matter of time before the views start rolling in. But once again, the sleepless mascot solemnly shook his head. The dreaded rejection message appeared on my screen. A mark on my ego. No, no, this one was perfect. I slammed my hands on my keyboard. A chat box reminiscent to the first time appeared on the screen, showing a record of my previous conversation with my agent. The bubbles appeared for a moment before a new message appeared. Good evening, Ian.
Plateau, Regret, And Defiance
Speaker 1Your latest work was not accepted on sleepless due to rule 36. Something must happen in your story. The current story you submitted will never be allowed onto our side, no matter what revisions are made. If you attempt to resubmit this story, you will not like what follows next. You are, however, allowed to submit another story. This time, I needed to get my say in. I had to fight for my work. With all due respect, I think there's plenty that happens in my story. It's a slow burn, yeah, but I think it really punches at the end. I wasn't thinking and quickly I hit another mess I sent another message. Isn't there any way you can give it a shot on your website, please? There was a pause. I held my breath, waiting for a response. Quickly the words flashed across my screen, each line causing a the pit in my stomach to grow. I didn't ask I did not ask for your opinion, Ian. I have also told you not to message me more than once. You'll need to be reminded to follow the rules. I will ensure you remember. If you want to submit a story to sleepless, then it needs to be good. Don't waste my time. These people love again the chat box closed itself. I let out a groan of anguish, more time wasted, another regret
Final Warning To Creators
Speaker 1rejection, and now a warning. I did everything I could to hold back the tears as I shuddered. I pushed my seat out and decided to take a walk in the cool night air to clear my head. I was secretly hoping it might give me just the inspiration I needed to write the perfect story. Most of the campus had retired as I walked the pathway in between dormitories. The only sound that greeted me was the chirp of the crickets and cicadas, their night choir doing little to bring peace to my frustrated mind. I clenched my fists, replaying the rejection in my head. The first denial could have been chalked up to not knowing the rules. But the second the second rejection beat upon my skull like waves upon the shore. Was I a good writer? Were my stories even worth writing down? Did I know did I know what I was talking about? I sniffled, unable to hold back the tears anymore as they silently rolled down my cheeks. My passion for storytelling was being tested. I was ready to throw in the towel. At some point at some point that I was lost in my own head. I didn't realize another noise had slipped its way into the night soundscape. Carried softly on the wind was a tune.
Speaker 4Oh shit. Alright, alright, I'm fine. I'm fine. We're fine.
Speaker 1Ethril in its location? What is that word?
Speaker 4Ethereal.
Speaker 1Oh, okay. In its location.
Speaker 4Yeah.
Speaker 1It reminded me of a
Hosts’ Takeaways And Closing
Speaker 1baby's mob mob mobile. Mobile. Baby mobile. Whatever you want to call it, whatever you call those things. Or a music box as the lullaby twinkled its way toward me. Nope. I stopped walking to get a better read on the sound. I'm sorry, but if I hear a music box, I'm walking away.
Speaker 4That's a no.
Speaker 1The melody both comforted me and made the hair on my neck stand. That's a very interesting feeling.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1I was torn between an overwhelming sense of drowsy bliss and primal panic.
Speaker 4What the hell?
Speaker 1Yeah, that could be hard on you. I swerved my head around, hoping to catch whatever was making the noise. Far off in the distance, my eyes locked upon an unnatural shape. This is when I would run.
Speaker 2Right.
Speaker 1It was tall, slim, but unmistakably humanoid. This mass of inky shadow blurred at the edges, holding no definite shape. Staring at me were two unblinking dots of white light, like far-off train headlights at the end of a tunnel.
Speaker 4Hell no.
Speaker 1In a stilted movement, it began to tilt its head at me, and a loud ratcheting sound echoed with each further degree of tilt. It reminded me of winding up a music box. I held my breath. Unable to move. I begged my feet to sprint. But I was locked in place.
Speaker 3He just sat. Sat. He froze. Sat, don't sit, run.
Speaker 1It took its first silent steps towards me, the music now emanating louder from it. As it drew closer, I noticed a detail buried within this thing's chest. At first glance, it appeared this shape had ribs sticking out of it that would twitch at certain intervals. The closer it got, the more apparent that its ribs were actually pieces of a metal comb, each prong vibrating to create a note of the melody that trapped me in its path. So my dude had a music box as his chest?
Speaker 4As his chest, yeah. And it was exposed making the sound crazy.
Speaker 1What the My body trembled violently, the fear clamoring to rip its way out of my throat, but my clinched teeth forced my scream into a shuddering whimper. The shape brought itself as close as it could to meet face to face. The white lights imitating eyes felt like they were boring holes directly into my corneas. Its shadowy limbs dug blurry claws into my sides. I painfully let out a breath I didn't even remember I was holding in. Please stop, I managed to whimper. The sharp pain only increased as the shape pushed its appendages deeper into me.
Speaker 4Yikes.
Speaker 1A voice creeped into my skull into my so Oh my goodness. I can't say it's got your message. It got me all messed up. A voice creeped into my skull. The best I could describe it was that it felt like something was wearing the skin of my own thoughts to speak.
SpeakerYikes. That makes me feel yikes. Yeah.
Speaker 1Stories for sleepless. Follow the rules. Do as you're told. I could barely think from the pain I was in. My vision grew blurry. The last thing I saw were those unwavering ancient eyes. The next morning I woke back at my desk, the front page of Sleepless greeting me. At first I thought it was just a nightmare. Like the recurring one I kept having. The dull ache in my sides when I stood, however, told me differently. Lifting my shirt, I was met with huge blotchy bruises where the shape had made a contact. A thought crossed my mind from the night before. I will ensure you remember. Nausea overcame me. I felt trapped. Something had tabs on me. I didn't think I could walk away from submitting stories, even if I wanted to at that point. A tap on my shoulder caused me to flinch. Whoa, Ian. Damn, you alright? Trent had jumped back cautiously. Jeez, Trent. Yeah. Yeah, I'm alright. Just I glanced at the blank submission box taunting me on sleepless. Another rejection? Yeah. But this time, I'll get it. This time, you're trying again? I shot a puzzled look at him. Yeah, why wouldn't I? I know I can get a story on here. I just know it. He sighs. He sighed and sat at his desk, swiveling the chair to face me. Look, dude, I've seen what this website's doing to you. Yeah, it's fun to read what's on the site, but like, why does it matter to you so much getting on this website? Is it worth this? He vaguely motioned to my disheveled state. You don't get it, dude. I just want my stories to be read by someone, you know, to be appreciated. I I couldn't find the words for it. Validation, acceptance, to prove I had something of worth to say. So I don't get killed by some shadowy deity. I let the silence finish my sentence. Trent chewed on the silence. I mean, with how many rules that site has, if something gets accepted by them, is it really even your story at that point?
Speaker 4That's a good point. Yeah. It's crazy.
Speaker 1He checked his phone, then stood up. Shoot, can't be late for class. He shot me a look of concern, then hurried out of the dorm, leaving me alone with the ghosts of his words in my own inner turmoil. I'll admit, I was in a bad spot mentally at the time. I pushed his concerns out of my head and set off on another attempt to appease sleepless. Probably not a good idea.
Speaker 4Yeah, it's a bad idea, bro.
Speaker 1It wouldn't be the end of the world if I skipped some classes, right? Wrong. Once I wrote this next story, everything would be okay. I'd be on sleepless and I'd finally have made it. Yes. So I got right back to it. I put on my choice of writing music and began hammering out the words to my next piece with agonizingly slow precision. If I was going to try again, I was going to make sure I did it right. The hours crawled by, I felt half delirious from the night before, but I was determined to prove myself, each line designed to perfectly fit what Sleepless was looking for. The perfect story, right? At some point in my writing binge, I had a haunting realization. What sickened me was that despite the video from my music having reached its end, music still drifted through the room. It was gentle and soothing and it came from somewhere behind me.
Speaker 3Oh shit.
Speaker 1Oh no. It was here to make sure it got what it wanted. A story for the sleepless. Ten read throughs later, there was nothing left I could edit. I hit submit and refused to peel my eyes away from the mascot on the processing submission screen, ready for its judgment. It nodded a positive ding. Came from the website. The words thank you. Your submission has been accepted by sleepless.
Speaker 4Yay.
Speaker 1The music behind me stopped. I didn't have the energy to cheer. I could barely bring myself to smile. In that moment, I couldn't even remember remember what I wrote. I threw myself onto my bed and immediately passed out. The next morning, I went to check how my story was doing. I felt a small spell of swell of pride to see my name amongst the other writers on the site. The fact that at least 10,000 people had seen my story helped too. I rode that high for the rest of the day. I was confident it was the start of something good. Sleepless was pleased. Sometime through the week, the numbers plateaued, and that high wore off. I barely received any comments, and those that did were nonsensical or barely helped me understand what was liked about my story. I wound up with a bitter taste in my mouth. All that work, all of that toiling I did just to write a story that I wouldn't consider close to my best. I felt foolish looking over my story. Trent's warning echoed in my head. Was it even my own? No, it wasn't. No. My bitterness turned to resentment and anger. I was throwing away the spark that I carried in my writing, just to have someone else judge me by their own ridiculous rules. In that moment something snapped. I realized I didn't need the approval of some website, no matter what they threw at me. I wasn't going to continue burning the wick at both ends just to appease whatever creature latched itself onto me. If I'm going to write for Sleepless, I'm going to write a warning to prevent anyone else from ending up like me.
Speaker 3Uh-oh.
Speaker 1So here I am. If you're reading this, it means they haven't taken my story down for some reason. The music's been slowly getting louder as I type this out. So I don't think I have much more time. I don't think this thing's going to show me much mercy for a story like this. So I'll end this quickly, then hit send. Trust your writing. Don't limit yourself. Don't throw away a piece of you to appease others. To appease another. The story you have to tell is unique and deserves to be as unique as you. Don't feed the sleepless.
Speaker 4Yeah, so he's probably no longer there.
Speaker 1Yeah, but I don't know. Like I feel like that was more so like a psychological thing.
Speaker 4That was good. Yeah.
Speaker 1Like it wasn't like obvious, but I feel like it was something where it's like. Because if you think about it, like the world we live in is social media heavy. And a lot of these people get sucked into what people think of social media. And so the quote unquote monster that plays music behind you could be like you nagging yourself, basically. I gotta make another post, I gotta make another post, I gotta do this, I gotta check this, I gotta check it out. Right. And so it's realizing this person finally realizes that, like, okay, what other people think shouldn't matter, right? Type thing.
Speaker 4Yeah, do do and do what you do.
Speaker 1Do what you do because that's what makes you unique.
Speaker 4Yeah, yeah. Don't conform to somebody else.
Speaker 1So while it wasn't like obviously scary, it was more so like a if you think about it, right? It's more so like a relatable monster, and the monster is so is more so in your head.
Speaker 4There's a yeah, there's a lot of meat to this story. Yeah, it's a good one. Yeah, I like this one. Nice. Well, hopefully everybody else did too, listening to this. But nice. Well, good on you, Nile. That was a good one. I appreciate that one. Yeah, nice. Well, y'all have a have a great rest of your Friday weekend. I guess whenever you're listening to this, y'all take it easy and uh we'll catch you on the next one.
Speaker 1Toodles.
Speaker 4Stay spooky.